Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Dear Bentley,

I love you. Oooppsies did I say it too soon? You would be a perfect fit in another life. However ,I see you less than amused having to park in front of an apartment and having an owner who lives in sweats when at all possible. Its not you its me.

Your one true love.

Dear Louis Vuitton,
Not only do you you carry all of my essentials so seamlessly, you look good upside down. How do you do it? Please write back. And if you don't I will have to tell Marc he is better.

Dear Love Birds,
Where in the hell do you find time to lay around like this? Honestly.
P.S- You don't look that comfortable. It seems to me you are falling off the bed and your headboard is a wall heater.
Not jealous.

Dear Urchin Pouf,
You never cease to amaze me. I have looked at your picture about 10 times today and I still want you. Not only are you skillfully crafted with huge needles(I'm talking the size of me..no lie) you also look like a hat I own. I will be seeing you very soon because I plan on purchasing you. Don't worry my couch and chair are very nice to newcomers. Welcome home!
Your new bum owner.

1 comment:

  1. this is by far my fave post yet!!! i ♡ bentleys and so know what hat you are talking about!